Chris Eng says "Bwuh?"

Truth

A Sad Yet Somehow Amusing Fact:

Having a fucked-up back is helping with my depression.

“I feel crappy; I’m gonna lie down. OW. NO, IT HURTS TO LIE DOWN. Okay, never mind—I’ll just clean the house and be productive instead.”

sultrysisyphus:

Creation Scientist. A true contradiction in terms.

“Facts.”

Why Do You Get A Hangover?

Very likely she is diseased.