Chris Eng says "Bwuh?"

I SWEAR I’M FUCKING ADOPTED!

To be fair, they’re not really “whining” so much as they’re “being a horrible person”

^^^ This. ^^^

At least you didn’t waste your time looking at that pile of rocks in Egypt, too.

-__________-

Yelp review that church IMMEDIATELY.

Wuh Oh! Looks like we have another contender for the coveted ‘White Whine Worst Person of the Year Award’!

W.T.F.

You poor thing…

“Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen…”

Is that something we all hate?

This is the most intensely jaw-dropping First World Problem I think I’ve ever seen.

I HAVE NOTHING NOW!

Buddhists will be delighted to discover that nothingness is so easy to attain.

The terrorists have won.

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