heydontjudgeme:pleatedjeans:
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
I believe that people who ask questions like this are sophisticated trolls, pushing the boundaries of their craft to that razor’s edge where it’s just conceivable that it could be serious, and sowing confusion in their wake. I have to believe that a troll asked this because if I thought it was real, I’d start killing people and not stop.
this is your chance to invade my privacy! (:
1: ＨＯＷ ＭＡＮＹ ＷＡＳＰＳ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＡＴ ＯＮ Ａ ＤＡＩＬＹ ＢＡＳＩＳ.
2: ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＳＡＴＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＢＬＯＯＤＬＵＳＴ ＢＹ ＳＬＡＵＧＨＴＥＲＩＮＧ ＴＨＥ ＩＮＮＯＣＥＮＴ.
3: ＷＨＥＮ ＷＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＬＡＳＴ ＴＩＭＥ ＹＯＵ ＣＲＡＶＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＦＬＥＳＨ ＯＦ Ａ ＶＩＲＧＩＮ ＣＨＩＬＤ.
4: ＨＯＷ ＭＡＮＹ ＳＯＵＬＳ ＨＡＶＥ ＹＯＵ ＣＯＲＲＵＰＴＥＤ ＩＮ ＯＵＲ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ'Ｓ ＮＡＭＥ.
5: ＴＯ ＷＨＯＭ ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵ ＬＯＹＡＬ.
6: ＷＨＥＮ ＷＡＳ ＴＨＥ ＬＡＳＴ ＴＩＭＥ ＹＯＵＲ ＴＡＳＴＥ ＢＵＤＳ ＳＡＶＯＲＥＤ ＢＬＯＯＤ.
7: ＨＯＷ ＭＡＮＹ ＳＡＣＲＩＦＩＣＥＳ ＨＡＶＥ ＹＯＵ ＭＡＤＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＷＥＥＫ.
8: ＣＡＮ ＹＯＵ ＣＯＵＮＴ ＴＨＥ ＴＥＡＲＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＴＨＥ ＭＯＴＨＥＲＳ ＹＯＵ'ＶＥ ＭＵＲＤＥＲＥＤ ＨＡＶＥ ＳＨＥＤ.
9: ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＣＲＡＶＥ ＴＨＥ ＰＯＷＥＲ ＴＯ ＥＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＷＯＲＬＤＳ.
10: ＨＡＩＬ ＳＡＴＡＮ.
